[funsec] Test - do not respond, I have to use Outlook so I have enough problems, already...

Rob, grandpa of Ryan, Trevor, Devon & Hannah rMslade at shaw.ca
Tue Jan 22 23:50:12 CST 2008

Date sent:      	Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:47:17 +0900
From:           	Peter Evans <peter at ixp.jp>


> der Mouse (mouse at rodents.montreal.qc.ca) wrote:
> > Perhaps politeness and thinking of your readers is not part of your
> > culture.  In that case, well, don't go away mad, just go away; I'll
> > keep my old-fart politeness, thankyewverymuch.
>  We also forgot the people with the 10 line sig files and one line
>  (top posted of course) replies which rattle around until you have
>  an 800 line mail full of sigs and addresses and stuff. About as
>  devoid of calories as they come.
>  p
> -- 
> Insert 30 line legalese disclaimer etc. ^^;

I really must work on expanding this some time, but:

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